Just another day in Galway!

History of Drinking in Ireland

Posted by: galwaytoday on: June 28, 2010

Note: Do not take it too seriously from me!

Irish people are unique in that they do not need alcohol to enjoy themselves. Although the Prohibition of Fun Act, 1972 (which includes the prohibition of alcohol) is still in force today, many feel that even without the law as it stands, no one would go near the drink. It all stems from an incident in 1971 (the likes of which the 1972 Act sought to prevent from ever happening again) when a man in west Cork had a few pints too many (3, or so the legend goes) and slurred his speech a little when phoning his wife to tell her he’d be home soon. This unprecedented incident rocked the whole country when it made the national press and caused urgent calls for law reform. Since then, there hasn’t been a single drop of alcohol consumed for fear of any repeat incidents.

All the unused alcohol is collected in an area south of Dublin, known as the pub.

Certificate of Irishness!!

Posted by: galwaytoday on: June 22, 2010

This Irish government has announced plans to introduce a certificate of Irish heritage for up to 70 million people of Irish descent around the world who do not qualify for citizenship.

The certificates will be issued by a third party agency acting under licence from the Department of Foreign Affairs, which is considering charging a fee for each document issued.

This is a priceless decision, I wonder if ppl will be buying this certificate, especially if its expensive, while they can get a “give away”  100% AUTHENTIC  irish passport from the israeli embassy in dublin :-) and then everybody is happy!

Irish Passport

Irish Passport

What does a hippo eat for breakfast?

Posted by: galwaytoday on: June 11, 2010

Answer: Traditional Irish Breakfast!

Traditional Irish Breakfast for Hippos!

Traditional Irish Breakfast for Hippos!

Neat Parking!

Posted by: galwaytoday on: April 7, 2010

Perfect Parking

Perfect Parking

Galway’s Most Confusing Traffic Sign

Posted by: galwaytoday on: March 20, 2010

The creation of safe and legible road signs that make sense is an art, but this traffic guidepost below demonstrates that not all galway traffic engineers are smart! 

The first pic shows a very small traffic speed sign, and it says: 50km/h in the widest street in galway! (even wider than M6!). the fun doesnt stop at the traffic speed limit, but exceeds to the small size of the sign in addition to the graphite painters who added “1″ prefix to 50 to make it look like the traffic speed limit is 150km/h!! 

50km/h sign on the widest road in galway

50km/h sign on the widest road in galway

 

Now, I understand that the traffic speed got reduced after a horrible accident happened and a lady got killed due to careless fast driving man. but still, it doesnt mean to use our emotions to decide what speed this road must be, and what proves my words is the second photo. 

The below photo, shows how ridiculous our engineers are! they put 80km/h on a very narrow secondary road, while it barely can have a gap for a biker!.. so contradicting! 

80km/h sign on a very narrow road

80km/h sign on a very narrow road

 

I have seen much worse than the above photos; some more narrow roads do have 100km/h sign, and some other signs are very confusing and contradicting. 

No wonder why fatal accident happen in galway, and insurance is very expensive, in addition to the miserable quality of roads.. 

I think I can be a better traffic engineer with no fucking background about traffic engineering!

Survival is to The Strongest

Posted by: galwaytoday on: March 19, 2010

What color this traffic light is? shall I stop or drive? The cheapest option is the LED lights! you will be able to figure out the color from long distance and it doesnt fail and doesnt consume electrcity in addition to contribution to global warming!!!

Green or Red?!.. Must be Blue!

Green or Red?!.. Must be Blue!

The Irish Side of a Galway Lady!

Posted by: galwaytoday on: March 17, 2010

Hopefully not all local teenagers are the same!

Please Do not Die in this Recession

Posted by: galwaytoday on: March 17, 2010

.. or you will have to pay to the government. or at least this is what happens in ireland!

PM: why death has taxes? PPP is more than enough to charge irish ppl who drive on daily basis to their work!

I’m sure the PM doesnt read my blog and wont read it, but i have a great expression says; who dives in mud is not the same as who dives in hawaii.

Radisson Blu Galway Doesnt Serve Lemon!

Posted by: galwaytoday on: March 17, 2010

Ask the Radisson SAS and their chef will say: use cucumber!!!!

Ask them again, what if you lose your customers, their answer will be: hire polish ladies!

Again, what if customers decide to park their cars themselves? their definite answer: charge for parking! The photo shows today’s lunch in the radisson sas (blu?!) hotel.. yeah I know; fair enough! where fair means here: fuck off!

Cucumber rather than lemon in the water  

Recession is doing its job perfectly in europe… 

To the management: Lemon is yellow! not orange to hate, and prefer the green cucumber!

Faces and Places – Eyre Square

Posted by: galwaytoday on: March 17, 2010

Garda Lady.. Sexy Formal Wear!

Higgns is marketing his cars in dont-park-lot!

Proud to be irish grandmoms

Paint me hot irish lady!

Showing the innocent irish smile

Garda Tag.. Good job guys, we’ve finally seen you in galway streets

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